Posted by: nativeiowan | April 19, 2010

headlines from the bar-side

Recently, Big Kev was sitting at his local pub enjoying a frosty ale….

A group of 4 guys were joined by Wayne, a local knockabout (read piss-head). One guy said “G’day Wayne, shit you look a bit rough”.  Wayne replies, ” I have been on the piss for 4 days straight”. To which the other guy said, “Fuck, you must have been thirsty”

The best one-line reply I have heard in ages…

Thanks, Kev.

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